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My 7th Annual Film Awards, in the Style of the Golden Globes

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No nominations in my regular awards, but here? It gets some love.

You may recall I’d done my 2014 awards in this fashion. I’d drawn this up for fun, but after posting my official awards, I figured I’d post this as well. Because this year was so dominated by Dramas, the Comedy awards give some under-appreciated films the respect they deserve.

Picture – Drama:

  1. Dunkirk
  2. The Shape of Water
  3. Blade Runner 2049
  4. Phantom Thread
  5. The Killing of a Sacred Deer

Picture – Musical/Comedy:

  1. Get Out
  2. I, Tonya
  3. The Big Sick
  4. Lady Bird
  5. Coco

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My 7th Annual Film Awards: The Winners and Rankings

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And here we are once again. Remember that my top 5 in each category were the nominees unless otherwise noted. I’m listing my top 20 in each category except Picture, where I list 25. The nominees themselves, along with additional information on these categories, can be found here.

A quick key: * – Oscar nominee; ** – Golden Globe nominee but NOT Oscar nominated; *** – BAFTA nominee but not Oscar or Globe nominated; **** – SAG nominee.

And now, the winners:

Picture:

  1. Dunkirk*
  2. The Shape of Water*
  3. Blade Runner 2049
  4. Phantom Thread*
  5. The Killing of a Sacred Deer
  6. A Quiet Passion
  7. Columbus
  8. Get Out*
  9. Lady Macbeth***
  10. Detroit
  11. I, Tonya**
  12. The Big Sick
  13. Lady Bird*
  14. Kedi
  15. Molly’s Game
  16. Coco
  17. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  18. Call Me by Your Name*
  19. The Little Hours
  20. Wonder Woman
  21. Mudbound
  22. The Post*
  23. Faces Places
  24. The Florida Project
  25. War for the Planet of the Apes

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Looking Forward to the Fall and My Awards Wishlist

Heading into the fall, we’ve got a lot to look forward to, film-wise. I’ve spent a lot of time going over what’s coming out, watching trailers, and weighing my options, and I’ve put together a list of what I think are the most exciting and important films of the coming months.

Some I can’t wait to see. Some I’m trepidatious about. Some I’m sure will be full of bad laughs. But I weigh them all here. And, at the end, as a bonus, I’ve put together my personal dream ballot for this year’s film awards; throughout the article, you’ll see my predictions for what I think I’ll likely nominate, or what I think stands a fighting chance of getting on.

Obviously, there’s at least one film every year – and usually more than one – that doesn’t measure up. But on the other hand, there’s usually a film or two that proves to be far better than I expected. So with that in mind, let’s take a trip through the next four months. (Apologies, by the way, if you have difficulties viewing this post on a mobile device; the sheer number of trailers may prove problematic.)

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My Six-Month Film Awards: 2017

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Time flies when you’re having fun, and even if I haven’t been having as much fun as I’d hoped – I’ve only seen 19 films for this year so far, compared with 35 this time last year – it’s still hard to believe it’s already time for this year’s Six-Month Awards.

Because I’ve seen so few films, I considered not doing them, but was persuaded to otherwise; partially for consistency’s sake (thank you, Maggie!), and partially because I love doing these posts. So let’s see what we’ve got!

Picture:

  1. A Quiet Passion
  2. Kedi
  3. Wonder Woman
  4. Baby Driver
  5. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

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My 6th Annual Film Awards: The Complete Rankings

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6 Oscar nominations, 9 mentions on my lists…and yet it ended up with no nominations from me.

Here, for fun, are my rankings for all my award categories as they stand at the moment.

These aren’t scientific, and they aren’t authoritative. For a while, I was capping my lists at 15, and so if there’s a film or performance missing from a given category that you know I’ve seen, that might be why.

Also note that my rankings do not always correspond directly to my awards choices or my nominees. For example, I ranked Rogue One 3rd for Costume Design, but when I prepared my nominees, I swapped it out in favor of Tale of Tales.

Some lists, of course, are longer than others; in some cases I let the lists grow very long indeed so I could keep a precise ranking for a performance or film that was likely to be Oscar-nominated – Supporting Actor and Song in particular reflect this.

Enjoy. Aside from noting Oscar nominees that don’t make my lists in a given category, I will forego further annotation. At the bottom is my ranking of all 116 films I’ve seen for the year.

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My 6th Annual Film Awards: Your Winners

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Striding right along to that win.

I may not do this again.

In 2014, the fewest votes any category got was 77. In 2015, it was 45. This year, no category got more than 17 votes.

I don’t know why. I did my damnedest to get the word out. I used Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and even Instagram to try and draw voters. And none of it seemed to take. Were the nominees uninspiring? Was I too pushy? Did you just not want to be reminded of 2016?

If you’re inclined to answer, please give me your thoughts in the comments. I’d really love to hear them. And I do want to say how much I appreciate those of you who did vote. I only wish there were more of you.

The nominees are listed here; my winners, here. And now, your winners.

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