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74th Golden Globes Wrap-Up

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I’m feeling like the guy on the left.

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Ha. Ha .Ha.

*ahem*

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The 74th Golden Globe Awards Predictions

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The multiple categories for Picture, Actor, and Actress and the single category for Screenplay may limit the effect the Globes have on the Oscars. But they can’t be overlooked as a step on the way there.

And here are my final predictions for them.

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Golden Globes Results + Analysis

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Not the biggest winner of the night, but perhaps the biggest success story of the night. (Source)

We’ve got a lot to talk about.

There were some real surprises this year.

And by that, I mean that I was proven wrong.

And I’d like to understand why.

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Golden Globes Predictions

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They’ve been the toast of the season so far. How will they do tonight?

Let’s break these bad motherfuckers down.

A quick note: I rank all my contenders in all my award categories only for the top 20. So if someone ranks lower than 20 on a given list, I note them thus: (#>20). I assume that’s right.

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Golden Globes Nominations: 2015

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Look at this dapper son-of-a-bitch. (Source)

I told ’em.

I fuckin’ told ’em!

You can’t keep a great film down.

You just can’t.

And they didn’t.

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