My 7th Annual Film Awards, in the Style of the Golden Globes

You may recall I’d done my 2014 awards in this fashion. I’d drawn this up for fun, but after posting my official awards, I figured I’d post this as well. Because this year was so dominated by Dramas, the Comedy awards give some under-appreciated films the respect they deserve. Picture – Drama: Dunkirk The Shape…

Predicting the 75th Golden Globes

Predicting this year’s Globes is tricky. On the one hand, they love to help a narrative along. On the other hand, this year has several competing narratives. On the other other hand, thanks to some key omissions (namely in Director and Screenplay), they’re making it very difficult to predict which narrative, if any, they’re going to advance….

Golden Globes Nominations: 2017

Early (for me) this morning, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association announced the nominees for the 75th Golden Globes Awards, which will be given out on January 7. And the nominees are…

74th Golden Globes Wrap-Up

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The 74th Golden Globe Awards Predictions

The multiple categories for Picture, Actor, and Actress and the single category for Screenplay may limit the effect the Globes have on the Oscars. But they can’t be overlooked as a step on the way there. And here are my final predictions for them.

Golden Globes Results + Analysis

We’ve got a lot to talk about. There were some real surprises this year. And by that, I mean that I was proven wrong. And I’d like to understand why.

Golden Globes Predictions

Let’s break these bad motherfuckers down. A quick note: I rank all my contenders in all my award categories only for the top 20. So if someone ranks lower than 20 on a given list, I note them thus: (#>20). I assume that’s right.

Dates for My 5th Annual Film Awards!

Time to fix a few dates for my own awards. 2/14: My 5th Annual Film Awards: The Nominees; My 5th Annual Film Awards: Open Voting 2/15: BAFTA Results 2/21: The 2015-16 Awards Season: An Overview 2/27: Open voting closes 2/28: My 5th Annual Film Awards; My 5th Annual Film Awards: The Voters Speak!; My Top…