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TRAILER SALAD VIII: DOPE, TALE OF TALES (NSFW), MR. HOLMES, JURASSIC WORLD, YOUTH (NSFW), THE LITTLE PRINCE, WHEN MARNIE WAS THERE, RESULTS, THE OVERNIGHT, BLACK MASS, NIGHTINGALE

I’m so excited for this. I saw another trailer the other day that was even better. The Boys Don’t Cry bit strikes a sour note, but otherwise, this looks like a hell of a lot of fun. I haven’t had a film this year crack ****½ yet, let alone *****, so I’m hoping this could come close.

Also, I’m not going to share it, but I do want to say that the newest The Force Awakens trailer does look really fucking good. Abrams might be doing his best directing yet here, and it sounds like John Williams has written his first really good score in a while. I’m not even a huge Star Wars buff and I’m genuinely excited for this.

As compensation, here’s the newest Mad Max: Fury Road trailer. Because you need to be as excited for this movie as I am.

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ROAR Review – ***

For much of Roar, my jaw was dropped, not for the level of technical accomplishment on display, but for the mind-boggling irresponsibility that went into its creation, the fruits of which have been widely touted by Drafthouse: the big cats which comprise most of the cast were completely unharmed¹ during the lengthy production, but almost every human involved was. And as the lions, tigers, leopards, and other felids leapt on, gnawed on, and chased about the hapless homo sapiens, as nearly every tenet of common sense where human interaction with wild animals is concerned was totally disregarded, so swung open my mouth.

I was lucky enough to meet one of the animal wranglers for the film’s production at the screening I attended, and he made the point to me that such a film could never be made now. And it’s hard to feel bad about that–that no one was killed in the name of Roar seems positively miraculous–but at least we have this anomalous film to bear witness to what happened when good intentions met some very sharp teeth.

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Conflating My Nominees

My frame of mind exactly.

My frame of mind exactly.

For my 2014 Film Awards, I opted to split the major categories into Drama and Musical/Comedy. However, I’ve been considering what I would do had I stuck to the model I had used in previous years, and separated from the heat from awards season, I think I can whittle down my expanded nominees and produce a satisfactory set of contenders.

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11 to Heaven: GOODBYE TO LANGUAGE 3D, THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL, LEVIATHAN, TIMBUKTU, SONG OF THE SEA, THE INTERVIEW, THE IMITATION GAME, A FIELD IN ENGLAND, WETLANDS, MOEBIUS, and R100

“The best film of 2050”

Got a slate to clear. Got the 2015 films to tackle (well, aside from Chappie). Let’s see how quickly I can get through these.

I’d like to take this moment to tell you to check out my friend Ness’ new WordPress blog, The Ness Empire. He rants in grandiose fashion about the best (and worst) fast food has to offer.

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Plum Ramune Review

After really learning what Ramune was from this video (which, watch that and watch that guy’s other videos. Trust me), I felt I had to give it a try, and when I found this unique drink in plum flavor (I love plums, and I don’t think I’ve ever reviewed a plum drink before), I knew it was time.

Straight from Japan, courtesy of Sangaria U.S.A., it’s Ramune!

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Jic Jac Black Cherry Soda Review

Good news! A soda shop is opening up nearer to where I live, which should–God willing–allow for a steadier stream of reviews. I actually have several sodas on hand from my latest trip, but first let’s do a soda I’ve had sitting around for a while–Jic Jac Black Cherry. I think I opted for this particular drink because my trip to the soda store had yielded few results, and having never tried any Jic Jac sodas, I figured I might at least knock another brand off the list. So let’s see what we’ve got! Continue reading